以子之矛‧攻子之盾

以子之矛‧攻子之盾

大宅

 

女:你抽煙?

男:抽!

女:每天多少包?

男:2包!

女:每包多少錢?

男:100元!

女:你抽煙多久了?

男:20年!

女:所以這些年你每年抽煙73000元?

男:正確!

女:1年73000,過去的20年裡你抽煙總共花費1460000元買煙?

男:嗯!

女:你知道嗎?如果你沒抽煙,這些錢放進銀行的話,你可以買輛小賓士了!

 

 

 

 

男:你抽煙?

女:不抽!

男:你他媽的,那妳的賓士在那裡呢???

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