大魔神

大魔神

大宅

 

有一對夫婦在一起打高爾夫球,球場附近都是豪宅。

丈夫說:「妳打球的時候還是小心一點,別把人家的窗口打爛了,賠不起的。」

太太說:「知道了!知道了!別煩。」

 

第一球飛出去,就那麼巧,打破了人家的窗子。

丈夫大叫:「唉!現在我們只好去向人家道歉了。」

 

他們走到這家門口前敲門。

「進來。」屋裡一個聲音傳出。

 

他們打開門,看到滿地都是碎玻璃,還有一個古董花瓶也打爛了。

沙發上一個男人說:「你們就是打爛玻璃窗、古董花瓶的人嗎?」

丈夫回答:「是!對不起!」

 

那個人說:「你們根本不用道歉。我要感謝你們都還來不及,老實告訴你吧!我是個大魔神,被關在那個瓶子裡已經有一千年了。

現在你們把我解放,我可以給你們一人一個願望,留一個給我自己。」

 

丈夫大叫:「好極了!我要在有生之年,每年有三百萬元收入。」

魔神說:「沒問題!每年三百萬元已存入你的特定戶口。」

 

太太說:「我要在全世界,各地都有間大屋。」

魔神說:「沒問題!房屋地契已給妳送上了。」

 

夫婦大樂,問大魔神:「那你的願望呢?」

魔神向丈夫說:「我在瓶子裡待了一千年,沒碰過女人,我的願望是和你太太做愛一下。」

 

夫婦商量了一下,覺得自己甚麼都有了,給大魔神回報一下舒爽的,也沒甚麼關係。

於是,大魔神就把太太帶到樓上去,大戰了三百回合之後,

大魔神累得躺在床上休息,隨手點了根煙抽,

然後轉身問那太太:「你們都多少歲了呢?」

 

那太太回答:「我們都已經三十歲了。」

 

那大魔神懶洋洋地笑著說:「都三十歲的人了,還相信有大魔神。」

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