死得其所
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有人研究,精子的死法有三十種﹕
1.久不出兵,鬱悶死。
2.忽有一天,蓄勢待發,興奮死。
3.千億個兄弟一擁而上,擠死。
4.出來發現是主人自行解決,冤死。
5.被濺到地上,摔死。
6.被噴到牆上,撞死。
7.被衛生紙擦掉,風乾至死。
8.被擦掉後,又扔進垃圾桶,熏死。
9.終有一次,踏上正途,第一個衝到終點,得意死。
10.第二個跑到終點,發現就晚了一步,氣死。
11.第三個來到終點,看別人已卿卿我我,嫉妒死。
12.跑不到終點的,順道參觀遊覽,迷路後轉到暈死。
13.體力不支的,在奔跑途中累死。
14.跑到終點,沒見到卵子的,失望死。
15.跑到終點,見到了一個卵子,緊張死。
16.跑到終點,見到了兩個卵子,幸福死。
17.被一個卵子接受,自豪死。
18.被兩個卵子接受,威風死。
19.被卵子拒絕,羞愧致死。
20.因採取安全措施,所有兄弟落入安全套中,被自家兄弟壓死。
21.輸精管出口被打了一個結,窒息而死。
22.意外發現安全套有針孔,驚喜死。
23.爭先恐後出來後發現安全套被扔在水溝裡,臭死。
24.在水裡發現跟自己長相相似的蝌蚪黑得像從非洲來的,笑死。
25.惹怒了蝌蚪,狂吞了自家好多兄弟,嚇死。
26.第二次出發,有兄弟身上全是唾沫,噁心死。
27.沒被噁心死的,後來被胃液酸死。
28.有責任感的兄弟被捐出來,放在冷藏箱裡,凍死。
29.抗寒的,因一直沒有被用上,等待至死。
30.浸在嘴巴裡面,被口水活活,淹死。
不知是那個天才的研究報告???
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