男人漸老

男人漸老

大宅

 

  1. You see farther, but you pee closer.

( 越看越遠,越尿越近。)

  1. You get dozed off while you sit, but you become insomniac while you are in bed.

( 坐著打瞌睡,躺下睡不著。)

  1. You cannot forget bygones, but you don’t remember fresh things.

( 往事忘不掉,新事記不住。)

  1. You still generate ideas up in your brain, but somhow it becomes unmanageable down between your legs.

( 上面有想法,下面沒辦法。)

And a worst-case scenario is . .

( 更糟的是 . . . )

  1. You used to be hardened while you were waiting, but now you have to wait for hard-on.

( 以前硬著等,現在等著硬!)

 

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