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小明在作文簿上寫道：
「我的家有爸爸媽媽和我三個人，每天早上一出門，我們三人就”分道揚鑣”，”各奔前程”，晚上又”殊途同歸”。
爸爸是建築師，每天在工地上”比手劃腳”；媽媽是售貨員，每天在商店裏”招搖撞騙”、”來者不拒”；我是學生，每天在教室裏”目瞪口呆”、”充耳不聞”。
我的家三個成員”臭氣相投”，家中”一團和氣”。
但我成績不好的時候，爸爸也”同室操戈”，”心狠手辣”地揍得我”遍體鱗傷”、”五體投地”，媽媽在一旁”視若無睹”或”袖手旁觀”，從來不曾”見義勇為”，有時甚至”助紂為虐”。」
老師問小明：「你考試成績不好的話，你父母怎麼懲罰你？」
小明說：「80分以下”女子單打”，
70 分以下”男子單打”，
60分以下”男女混合雙打”。」
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