律師兒子

律師兒子

大宅

 

父:你去買汽水。

子:是可樂?還是雪碧?

父:可樂。

子:鐵罐?還是瓶裝?

父:瓶裝。

子:沒糖?還是普通的?

父:普通。

子:500cc?還是1000cc?

父:你好煩!算了,水就可以啦!

 

子:礦泉水?還是過濾水?

父:礦泉。

子:冰的?還是不冰的?

父生氣:你再囉嗦看我拿掃帚打你!

 

子:是拿塑膠?還是竹子的?

父惱怒:你這畜生!?

子:像豬?還是像牛?

父氣喘:我…我會被你…你氣得吐血…血!

 

子:要拿垃圾桶?還是扶你到廁所?

父:我死了算了!

 

子:你要土葬?還是火葬?

父:我要火葬!

子:你要幾分熟?

父:*&%#@*&%#@*&%#@*&%#@~~

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