咽不下氣

咽不下氣

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夫妻吵架,丈夫不理老婆,一個人躺床上生悶氣。

老婆終於忍不住了,開口問:“幹嘛了你?”

 

丈夫惡狠狠地回答:“死了!”

老婆又問:“怎麼睜著眼睛?”

 

丈夫說:“死不瞑目。”

老婆又問:“那你怎麼還呼吸著氣?”

 

丈夫說:“因為我咽不下這口氣……”

 

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