長壽議題

長壽議題

大宅

 

有一個男人問醫師:「我要怎樣才能長壽?」

 

醫師說:第一要戒煙。

那人說:我沒有抽煙!

 

醫師說:第二要戒酒。

那人說:我不喝酒!

 

醫師說:第三要少吃肉。

那人說:我吃長素!

 

醫師說:最後一個要戒淫慾。

那人說:我不近女色!

 

醫師最後做結論:「那你活那麼久幹嗎?」

 

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