嫌犯
大宅
小時候，我的國語說得不好，有一回上國語聽寫測驗，我坐第一排，
專注地聽著老師發音，老師讀：“嫌犯”
我立刻在筆記本上寫上“鹹飯”。
老師不小心瞄到我的卷子，但又不忍讓我難堪，就提高音量：“嫌疑犯！”
我遲疑一秒，似有所悟，提筆將“鹹飯”改成“鹹魚飯”。
老師再瞄後有點暈。故意提高音量說：是“犯人的嫌疑犯”
我聽了覺得很有道理，於是再加上三個字“放鹽的鹹魚飯”。
老師再也忍不住了，用翻白的眼神對著我：“我説的是:‘有一位嫌疑犯’。
我當時有點緊張，用顫抖的筆迹慢慢寫下“魷魚味的鹹魚飯”。
老師只好走到我身邊，按着我肩膀，說：“是那種‘罪大惡極要死的嫌疑犯’。
滿腦漿糊的我怯怯地塗掉先前所寫，然後改成“嘴大餓極要食的鹹魚飯”
最後救護車来了，全班同學小心翼翼的把老師抬上車，老師帶病教課的精神讓我很感動……
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