杜特蒂的機智
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在一場菲律賓總統杜特蒂的記者會上，一位台灣女記者問杜特蒂﹕
如何處理與中國的雙邊關係？
杜：反正不會像你們那個女總統一樣。
女記者：此話怎講？
杜：台灣買再多的美國武器能打赢中國嗎？
女記者：請總統把話說得更明白點。
杜： 妳結婚了沒？有沒有老公？
女記者：我結婚了，我有老公。
杜：妳打得過你老公嗎？
女記者：打不過。（笑，全場笑翻）
杜：你是否想過買把刀，就有膽子敢跟老公對著幹。
女記者：當然不會，因為有刀也打不過他。
杜：這就對了嘛，美國人說要賣我武器，這樣才能保護菲律賓，川普你拉倒吧，買了美國武器我能打得過中國嗎？現在中國跟我們合作開發，四六分帳，菲律賓省了買武器的錢，還能分到利益，這樣多好，傻瓜才去買美國武器。
女記者：可是我們總統不這麼想。
杜：那是因為她没结過婚，不知道挨打的滋味。（全場笑到併軌）
我也笑翻了………
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