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小明又出現了 1

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課堂上,老師嚴肅地給小朋友解釋:

“乳”就是“小”的意思。

比如“乳猪”就是“小猪”,“乳鴿”就是“小鴿”。

小明,請你用“乳”字造個句。

 

小明:我家經濟條件不太好,只能住十幾坪的乳房。

老師:(暈)……這個不行……換一個。

 

小明:我每天上學都要跳過我家門口的一條乳溝。

老師:(昏倒)……不行……再換一個。

 

小明:……老師,我實在想不出來了。

把我的乳頭都想破了!

 

老師:……

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