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三更半夜,老婆聽到老公在哭……

她忙把老公叫醒,問咋了?

 

老公說,夢見自己又結婚了。

老婆說,那不是挺好的麼?你不是老早就想再找一個嗎?哭啥呀,該高興才是?

 

老公說,但我入洞房時,一揭蓋頭,看到還是你!

老婆:滾下床!

 

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