邏輯推理

邏輯推理

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有兩個修女,一個是數學系畢業的,另一位是邏輯推理系修女。

 

有次,她們天黑了才趕著回修道院。

數學系修女問:「妳有沒有注意到,後面有個男人,已經跟蹤我們有38分鐘32秒了,不知道他想要做什麼?」

邏輯系修女答:「合理的推斷,他想侵犯我倆。」

 

數學系修女問:「天哪!在這樣的速度下,他會在15分鐘內抓到我們的,我們該怎麼辦?」

邏輯系修女答::「唯一合理的方法,當然是走快一點。」

 

數學系修女說:「在這樣的速度下,他再5分鐘就能抓到我們了。」

邏輯系修女答:「那唯一合理的方法就是,我們兵分二路走,妳走那邊,我走這邊,他不可能兩個都抓。」

 

結果,那個男人選擇繼續跟蹤邏輯系修女……..

數學系修女平安地到達修道院,不過她很擔心邏輯系修女會不會出事,卻看到邏輯系修女也進了門口。

 

數學系修女:「妳終於回來啦!感謝主!快告訴我發生什麼事了?」

邏輯系修女:「他繼續跟蹤我後,然後發生了唯一合理的事情。」

 

數學系修女:「什麼合理的事情?」

邏輯系修女:「他終於抓到我了。」

 

數學系修女:「天哪!那妳怎麼辦?」

邏輯系修女:「我做了唯一合理的事,立馬把裙子拉起來。」

 

數學系修女:「天哪,那個男人對妳做了什麼?」

邏輯系修女:「他也做了唯一合理的事,把褲子脫了下去。」

 

數學系修女:「我的天哪!那後來怎麼呢?」

邏輯系修女:「結果當然也是很合理的。一個把裙子拉高的修女,一定跑得比一個把褲子拉下去的男人快得多,妳說不是嗎?」

 

 

 

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