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有一天,齊白石到市場逛逛,看到一魚販在賣蝦。

 

齊白石問:「這一筐蝦多少錢?」

魚販回答說:「200元。」

 

齊白石說:「我用這幅我畫的蝦,跟你換一筐蝦行嗎?」

魚販氣憤地說:「你這老頭腦子有病吧,要拿你的假蝦換我的真蝦!」

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