虎鞭酒
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楊董大陸回來時帶回一支虎鞭，聽說花費不少，泡了整整一大缸的虎鞭酒。因為楊董本身並不敢喝酒，這酒的炫耀價值高於實質利益。
一天，一位多年好友『老王』到他家忍不住想喝，楊董也就很大方的開了那缸酒，送了老王一杯。
當然；虎鞭酒自古就是中國古老傳說壯陽的聖經。
老王舉著這杯酒以幾乎朝聖的神情飲下。
第二天，老王妻子掩藏不了的羞澀笑容， 給了那杯神聖藥酒最佳註解。
『楊董有缸神奇虎鞭酒』的消息，在這商圈不脛而走。
楊董本就生性海派又廣結善緣，來要一杯的、裝瓶的朋友，絡繹不絕。
很快的酒就被瓜分完了。
而且，回訊息都是，非常有效。個個都春風滿面滿懷感激。
楊董望著缸底呈現琥珀色，發脹著的長長虎鞭，想起昨夜妻子幽怨的眼神。只因自己不敢喝酒，白白糟踏了這缸珍品，便宜了那些豬頭。
看著朋友們個個眉飛色舞的高談船堅炮利，誇張的以小時為計算單位，真是又恨又懊惱。
突然想到，我不喝酒OK，那 ──我可以吃虎鞭?
既然泡酒都能如此神奇，那麼直接含著吃不就更不得了。
當下；為自己的聰明喝采，毫不遲疑的趕緊打包，急馳中藥房拜託老闆幫他切片。
中藥房老闆左看看，右看看，露出狐疑眼神詢問：『這是什麼？』
楊董得意的說：『虎鞭呀！我大陸帶回來的，花了好幾萬?？』
老闆用切刀更仔細的刮刮，肯定的大聲說：
『它是─! 塑! ─膠─的！』
這個故事，透露了一些訊息值得玩味~~~
一：自我催眠醫學，應該是21世紀的新產物。
二：40歲以上的男人，只剩一張嘴 ？
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