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有三個男人正在酒吧中討論,並且炫耀他們買給自己老婆的禮物。

 

第一個男人說:「我買了一個可以在六秒內從0到100 的東西」

另兩個男人不知道他指的是什麼,所以他揭露答案:

我買給我老婆一台相當不錯的保時捷」

 

第二個男人也說:「我買了個可以在四秒內從0 到100 的東西。」

「那一定是法拉利,對吧?」

「答對了!我買給我老婆一台相當棒的紅色法拉利」

 

第三個男人開口說:「我買給我老婆一個在一秒內從0到100 的東西。」

「不可能的!法拉利是世界上最快的車種了!」

 

「嗯 … 那不是一台車啦 …. 那是 ….. 」

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