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那男生一直盯著女生看,看到那女生不好意思臉都紅起來了。
忽然間,男生很正經地跟她講:「妳爸爸是不是當小偷的?」
「不是啊!我爸爸是當員警的,你知道的啊!」
「奇怪,如果妳爸爸不是當小偷,他怎麼能夠把天上的星星,摘下來放在妳的眼睛裡呢!」
有個台灣學生,聽完這個以後,回去馬上就照著做……
他去找他女朋友,看著她的腿,看了那女孩子很不好意思,忽然間他冒出一句話:「妳爸爸是不是種田的?」
「你為什麼說我爸爸是種田,我爸是公務員啊!」
「奇怪,如果妳爸不是種田的,怎麼能夠把蘿蔔長在妳的腿上呢!」
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