壓力山大
大宅
人生有時候就像坐過山車,一波未平一波又起,心臟一定要夠強。
01.他在路上遇到一個搭順風車的美女,忽然她暈倒在車上,然後他不得不送她去醫院。——他感受到壓力的存在。
02.到了醫院,醫生說美女懷孕了,恭喜他要做爸爸了。
他說孩子不是自己的,可是美女說孩子是他的。——這讓他焦慮不安。
03.他不得不要求做DNA測試證明自己的清白。
測試後,醫生說他是不孕不育症患者,而且是天生的;他是清白的。
——聽後他憂心重重。
04.在回家的路上,他不斷想著家裡自己的三個孩子。——他感覺到心力交瘁。
05.回到家裡,老婆開心的迎上去,說她又有了。——他覺得真是生不如死。
06.很快,不管老婆如何解釋,他和老婆離婚了,善良的他淨身出戶了。——那一刻居然渾身一輕。
07.有一天碰到醫院的老友,老友把他叫到一邊說,怎麼樣?上次那女的是想訛你吧,我一看就知道,我還不瞭解你,所以幫你處理了,說你是不育患者,呵呵,請我吃飯吧!——他的大腦一陣陣地轟鳴。
08.他又進醫院了!——他覺得自己被壓得喘不過氣。
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