夫妻鬥法
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一個女人去購物，在收銀台，她打開錢包付款。
收銀員注意到她的錢包裡有一個電視遙控器。
他控制不住自己的好奇，問道：「你總是隨身帶著你的電視遙控器嗎？」
她回答說：「不是，不是每次，但是今天我老公因為足球比賽不肯陪我逛街，所以我拿了遙控器。」
教訓：陪伴和支持你妻子的愛好。
故事還在繼續……
收銀員笑了笑，接著把那位女士買的所有東西都退了回去。
這個女人對店員這一行為感到驚訝，質問收銀員在做什麼？
收銀員說：「你老公鎖了你的信用卡。」
教訓：永遠尊重你丈夫的愛好。
故事還在繼續……
妻子從錢包裡，拿出丈夫的信用卡刷了一遍。
教訓：不要低估你妻子的力量和智慧。
故事還在繼續……
刷卡後，機器提示「請輸入發送到您手機的密碼。」
教訓：當一個人有危機傾向時，系統機器有足夠智力來拯救他！
故事還在繼續……
她對自己笑了笑，伸手去拿錢包裡響起的手機。
顯示轉發短信的是她丈夫的電話。
她在拿走遙控器時，就一併拿走了丈夫的電話，確保她在購物時，他不會打電話給她。
她買完了東西，高高興興地回家了。
教訓：不要小看一個絕望的女人！
故事還在繼續……
回到家，他的車不見了。
門上貼了一張便條：「找不到遙控器。和男孩們一起出去看英超比賽。會很晚回家。有什麼需要打電話給我。」
該死的。他帶著房子的鑰匙離開了。
教訓：不要試圖控制妳的丈夫。因為結果妳總會輸。
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