終生監禁
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一對新婚小夫妻，在初夜裡……
新娘子對老公講：「老公呀，你知道啦，我還是處女，對性這方面不太熟識，不如你講解給我聽，好不好？」
老公說：「老婆呀，當然可以啦…不如這樣，我叫你的私處做『監獄』，我的私處就叫做『囚犯』，做愛就是將一個囚犯放入監獄裡面。」
講完後，他們就開始第一次洞房。
做完後，老公躺在床上，滿足地在微笑。
沒多久，老婆輕輕推推他的枕邊人：「老公呀，那個囚犯逃掉了！」
老公說：「這樣啊，等一下我把他再抓進去！」
之後他們做了第二次，完事後，老公去抽一根煙。
一隻煙抽了沒幾口…他老婆可能初嘗禁果，好享受做愛的滋味，
笑著對老公講：「老公ㄚ，那個囚犯又逃掉了呀！」
那個老公腳軟地走回床上，努力地再一次滿足他老婆，祇可惜已有心無力，弄了好久才完成了第三次，已經累趴了，完事後馬上抱頭大睡。
那知，他老婆又輕輕推他：「老公呀，那個囚犯又再逃掉了。」
老公轉過頭：[老大呀，他又不是被終身監禁！」
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