初夜暗語
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很久以前， 有一對夫妻生了三個可愛的女兒，
轉眼都到了適婚年齡，但因家教甚嚴，三個女兒都還是處子之身。
這對夫婦分別為三個女兒相親，找到了乘龍快婿……
眼看著拜堂、入洞房的日子要到了，不由得擔心了起來。
等熱鬧辦了婚事， 三個女兒與夫婿就要離家去度蜜月了。
這對夫婦很關心女兒的初夜是否圓滿，就在他們分別要離開的當兒，為娘的就私下對三個女兒說:
我和妳們的爹都關心妳們的新婚之夜，希望能知道妳們是否快樂…。
為了不使妳們的丈夫起疑，妳們就用暗語通知我們。
滿心歡喜期待的女兒們，終於出門度蜜月去了。
一星期過去了，黃姓夫婦收到第一封信，打開一看是大女兒寫回來的。
信上只寫了四個大字:”渣打銀行”。
二話不說，拿起手邊的報紙尋找渣打銀行的廣告，
先生說:哈!找到了，標題是: “大，強壯又溫柔”。
當下老先生夫婦高興的不得了。
又過了七天， 二女兒來信了，只簡單寫了: 雀巢咖啡。
這次老先生很快找到了雀巢咖啡的廣告版面。
他大聲的唸出它的主標題: “歡樂到最後一滴”。
夫妻二人相擁而泣，喜不自勝。
眼看著七天又過去了…. 。
直到一個月後，還是沒接到三女兒的來信，
夫妻倆開始擔心起來，還好三女兒的信終於在二個月後寄到了。
那是一份手寫的信，不十分清楚，
黃先生費了些勁兒才解讀出來，原來女兒寫的是:”國泰航空”。
黃先生顧不得穿上外套，連走帶跑的到附近最近的7-11店買了一份報紙。回到家，他用顫抖的手快速的翻閱報紙找尋國泰航空的廣告。
啊哈! 我找到了…. 老先生緊抓著報紙大聲的唸出 .
不等黃先生唸完，黃太太已”碰”的一聲跌坐在躺椅上，
這廣告的標題是….
“每週七天， 一天三班，中途無休” 。
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