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一老外來華留學4年,主攻漢語。
臨畢業,參加中文晉級考試,題量超少,暗喜。
再仔細一看,懞了!
題目如下:
請寫出下面兩句話的區別在哪裡?
1、冬天:能穿多少穿多少;夏天:能穿多少穿多少。
2、剩女產生的原因有兩個,一是誰都看不上,二是誰都看不上。
3、女孩給男朋友打電話:如果你到了,我還沒到,你就等著吧;如果我到了,你還沒到,你就等著吧。
4、單身的原因:原來是喜歡一個人,現在是喜歡一個人。
老外淚流滿面,交白卷,回國了。
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