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有個工程師找不到工作，就開了一家私人診所，
並放了塊牌子在外面，寫著﹕
“病治好，付$300；治不好，退$1000。”
有個醫生看到了這塊牌子，心想這是個砸場的好機會,
於是決定去一趟工程師的診所。
醫生: 我失去味覺了，吃飯嘴里沒味。
工程師: 護士，把22號盒的藥拿來給病人嘴里滴三滴。
病人(醫生): 靠，這是汽油!
工程師: 恭喜你，你嘴里的味覺恢復了，付我$300吧。
醫生只好付了錢，很不爽地走了。
幾天後，他又回到診所，打算把損失的錢搞回來。
病人(醫生): 我失去了記憶，什麼都記不住。
工程師: 護士，把22號盒的藥拿來給病，人嘴里滴三滴。
病人(醫生):靠，這不是上次治味覺的藥嗎！？
工程師: 恭喜你，你的記憶恢復了，請付$300吧。
病人(醫生):只好又付了錢，憤怒地離開了。
幾天後他又不甘心地回到診所。
病人(醫生): 我的視力很差。
工程師: 抱歉！我沒有什麼藥治這個病，這是退你的$1000….
醫生: 可這只是$500!
工程師: 恭喜你，你的視力恢復了，請付給我$300。
……趕緊學著一點吧！
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