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話說當年乾隆下江南,巧遇烏龜擋道。
乾隆問:「您們這群王八們有何事上奏?」
烏龜道:「我等有王八蛋進貢,欲求烏紗帽一頂!」
乾隆大笑:「好,哪一天馬不拉車,夜不點燭時,寡人就讓你等全部當官。」
於是烏龜們叩謝而去。
稍候乾隆笑道:「這幫蠢王八,馬什麼時候可以不拉車,夜如何能不點燭?」
臣子們皆拍稱皇上聖明。
轉眼300年後…
哪知,汽車取代了馬車、電燈取代了蠟燭!
君無戲言,於是現在寡人下面,果真有一大群當官的烏龜王八蛋!
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