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問：結婚以後，兩個人在一起最重要的是什麼？
神回復：就當這婚還沒結。
問：你是如何走出人生的陰霾的？
神回復：多走幾步。
問：前半生與後半生的分界線是在哪裡？
神回復：此時此刻。
問：矮是什麼感覺？
神回復：所有人見了我都抬不起頭。
問：為什麼新聞放完了總是要播出他們在收拾稿子的片段？
神回復：為了告訴你，我們吹牛是打了草稿的！
問：同樣是別人比自己強，為什麼有時會產生嫉妒心理，而有時會產生崇拜？
神回復：遠的崇拜，近的嫉妒；夠不著的崇拜，夠得著的嫉妒；有利益衝突的嫉妒，沒利益衝突的崇拜。
問：中國哪裡的姑娘最漂亮？
神回復：朋友圈裡的姑娘最漂亮。
問：什麼叫見過大世面？
神回復：能享受最好的，能承受最壞的。
問：情商不高的例子有哪些？
神回復：對陌生人畢恭畢敬，對親近的人隨意發怒。
問：為什麼人總會對失去的東西念念不忘？
神回復：人們並不是害怕失去，而是害怕失去以後沒有更好的可以代替。
問：怎樣控制住自己不發脾氣？
神回復：如果你是對的，你沒必要發脾氣；如果你是錯的，你沒資格發脾氣。
問：太在乎自己在別人眼中的形象，導致活得很累，怎麼辦？
神回復：沒有那麼多人關注你，所以，放輕鬆點，你沒有那麼多觀眾。
問：2000塊錢想出國窮遊可以去哪個國家？
神回復：秦國、魯國、齊國、蜀國、韓國、鄭國、魏國、楚國、趙國、燕國、吳國等等。
問：“別讓孩子輸在起跑線上”有道理嗎？
神回復：一輩子都要和別人去比較，是人生悲劇的源頭。
問：你會給自己寫什麼墓誌銘？
神回復：沒什麼事我就先掛了。
問：你離死亡最近的一次經歷是什麼？
神回復：還沒出生之前差點給後面那精子追上了。
問：孩子問“為什麼我做錯事大人可以打我，大人錯了我不能打他們”應該怎麼回答？
神回復：因為打不過，等你打得過了，大人就會跟你開始講道理了。
問：吃什麼最補腦？
神回復：吃虧。
問：你怎麼一個人出來逛街？
神回復：半個人我怕嚇著你啊！
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