幽默簡訊

幽默簡訊

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首獎:

問診變得好難,病患不能言語,外佣不知所云,家屬不見人影…

 

二獎(1):

天下本無事,除非看電視!

 

二獎(2):

我們在臉書上問候彼此; 卻在見面時低頭玩臉書!

 

三獎:

唉! 只剩廠商記得我的生日!

 

佳作(1):

短信裡有一半要借我錢; 另外一半要跟我做朋友; 怎麼會有這麼好的台灣!

 

佳作(2):

我們的交友方式,何時只剩下給讚?

 

佳作(3):

這城市空屋太多,男主人不想回去,女主人回不去了!

 

佳作(4):

從前我們努力讀書是為了找工作,現在他們努力讀書是為了不工作!

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