雄安段子
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最近,大陸被“雄安”這檔事搞的比較緊張。
分享幾個段子……
段一:
世上最遠的距離就是去年和同事一起去白洋淀,
他買了一套房,我只拎回來一箱鹹鴨蛋…
段二:
仲 介:現在雄安沒房賣了,環雄安地區的房,還要不要買?
位置略差,但總比沒有好。
炒房團:行啊,郊區我們也要,共有多少?!
仲 介:沒問題,比如北京,天津這些遠郊,你們會考慮嗎?
段三:
京-津-冀
前輩告訴我們:北京不要的給天津,天津不要的給河北,就這樣實現京津冀一體化發展;還告訴我們: 北京比天津多了中央government,天津比河北多了nothing。
段四:
岳父問:你有房嗎?
男:沒有。
岳父:你有車嗎?
男:沒有。
岳父:什麼都沒有就給我滾。
男:我是雄縣農村人。
岳父:孩子!外面風很大,我們裡面慢慢說。
段五:
你們說北京市政府搬到通州,通州限購啦,我們只好去燕郊買—-這叫聲東擊西。
你們說大興建新機場,北京南城大有可為,我們去機場旁邊的固安買—-這叫調虎離山。
你們說京津冀一體化,環京大有可為,我們在環京的三河、大廠、香河、懷來、涿州、永清,拼命搶房,這下看你往哪跑,難道能上天?
你突然說雄縣就是下一個浦東,深圳—-這叫暗渡陳倉。
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