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有一對夫妻，老公總是讓著老婆。
昨天，他們終於爆發了世界大戰，
老婆說：「我們離婚吧，這日子過不下去了。」
老公也咆哮回去：「不過就不過，離就離，誰不離誰就是孫子！房子給妳！車子也給妳！兒子也給妳！我也給妳！妳去哪裡、我就去哪裡！」
老婆笑了走掉，老公便問：「寶貝妳去哪裡啊？」
老婆沒好氣地回答：「去買菜，做你愛吃的紅燒豆腐。」
老公說：「我陪妳。」
老婆問老公：「為什麼每次吵架你都要讓著啊？」
老公說：「我180，妳160，跟妳講話的時候，我能不先低頭嗎？」
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