夫妻鬥法

夫妻鬥法

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一個女人去購物,在收銀台,她打開錢包付款。

收銀員注意到她的錢包裡有一個電視遙控器。

 

他控制不住自己的好奇,問道:「你總是隨身帶著你的電視遙控器嗎?」

她回答說:「不是,不是每次,但是今天我老公因為足球比賽不肯陪我逛街,所以我拿了遙控器。」

 

教訓:陪伴和支持你妻子的愛好。

 

故事還在繼續……

收銀員笑了笑,接著把那位女士買的所有東西都退了回去。

 

這個女人對店員這一行為感到驚訝,質問收銀員在做什麼?

收銀員說:「你老公鎖了你的信用卡。」

 

教訓:永遠尊重你丈夫的愛好。

故事還在繼續……

妻子從錢包裡,拿出丈夫的信用卡刷了一遍。

 

教訓:不要低估你妻子的力量和智慧。

 

故事還在繼續……

刷卡後,機器提示「請輸入發送到您手機的密碼。」

 

教訓:當一個人有危機傾向時,系統機器有足夠智力來拯救他!

 

故事還在繼續……

她對自己笑了笑,伸手去拿錢包裡響起的手機。

顯示轉發短信的是她丈夫的電話。

 

她在拿走遙控器時,就一併拿走了丈夫的電話,確保她在購物時,他不會打電話給她。

她買完了東西,高高興興地回家了。

 

教訓:不要小看一個絕望的女人!

 

故事還在繼續……

回到家,他的車不見了。

 

門上貼了一張便條:「找不到遙控器。和男孩們一起出去看英超比賽。會很晚回家。有什麼需要打電話給我。」

 

該死的。他帶著房子的鑰匙離開了。

 

教訓:不要試圖控制妳的丈夫。因為結果妳總會輸。

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