臥春

臥春

大宅

 

一位山東鄉音很重的國文老師,為學生朗讀了一首陸游的古詩—–《卧春》,
要求學生聽寫出來。

 

有位學生聽寫如下:

《我蠢》

俺沒有文化,

我智商很低,

要問我是誰,

一頭大蠢驢。

俺是驢,

俺是頭驢,

俺是頭呆驢。

 

老師看了整個暈倒~

原文是~

 

《臥春》

暗梅幽聞花,

臥枝傷恨底,

遙聞臥似水,

易透達春綠。

岸似綠,

岸似透綠,

岸似透黛綠。

 

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