你麻卡早共
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一群山友摘了些野生香菇回來,準備大快朵頤一番。
其中一位友人問:「會不會有毒?」
另一位友人說:「把它煮一些,拿給狗吃看看!我們先去買酒…」
一會兒功夫,回到家一看,“ 狗沒死 ”於是大伙便放心的煮來吃。
正在酒酣耳熱之際,兒子匆忙跑進來,大聲說:「爸爸–狗狗死掉了。」
大家聽了一陣驚慌失措………,
其中一人忽然想到——【尿】能解毒!
說時遲、那時快,每個人立刻各尿一杯,為了活命一飲而盡。
爸爸心想,剛剛狗還在外面活蹦亂跳的,怎麼死那麼快,這菇還真毒…『打了ㄧ個冷顫』立馬再多尿一杯,又給它吞下去…
喝完問道:「兒子呀…,你看到狗是怎麼死的嗎?」
兒子說:「被一輛小貨車撞死的!」
頓時……爸爸和一群朋友……
嘔~~嘔~~嘔~~拼命抓兔子……
恁娘卡好……猴死囝仔……你麻卡早共咩!
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