打錯電話
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爸爸上班時間打電話回家，是五歲小女兒接的。
爸爸：【喂，寶貝，我是爸比，叫媽咪聽電話！】
女兒：【媽咪和陳叔叔在樓上的房間。】
男人有點震驚：【哪個陳叔叔？我們家不認識有叫陳叔叔的人啊！】
女兒：【有啊！每次你上班後，就會來的陳叔叔啊！】
男人沉住氣冷静地說：【寶貝，爸爸跟你玩個遊戲好嗎？】
小女孩興奮地說：【耶！好啊！】
男人：【你先去樓上房間的門口，然後大聲喊『爸爸回來了啦！』再來聽電話。】
小女孩照着做了，不久聽到一陣慘叫…！
爸爸：【媽媽怎麼了？】
女兒：【媽媽聽到你回來，就衝出房間，不小心從樓梯跌下來，現在不動了。】
男人怒氣未消，顧不得老婆受傷又問：【那個陳叔叔呢？】
女兒：【我看到他從房間的窗口跳下去，可是我們家的游泳池水放掉了，現在陳叔叔躺在游泳池，也不動了。】
男人滿意地笑了，但又覺得不對勁：【游……游泳池？我們家没有游泳池啊……呃……這裡的電話號碼是不是3929983？】
小女孩：【不是。】
男人：【噢，抱歉！打錯電話了.】
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