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爸爸看見兒子在樹下摸來摸去,很生氣的說:「你又翹課在玩了!」
但兒子說:「沒有,我是在做實驗啊!我確定這是一個全新的發明,我這麼有研究精神,你應該給我獎賞才對!」
但是爸爸說:「我不信,你一定是在玩!」
兒:「不然我做給你看,如果我說的是真的,你要給我獎賞。」
爸:「好,你說你想要什麼?」
兒:「我要一台全新的腳踏車。」
爸:「沒問題,如果你真有什麼新發明……」
於是兒子開始做給爸爸看……
兒:「這是一種特別的藥水,你看,我把它塗在蚯蚓身上,不用兩分鐘就變得像鐵釘一樣硬,還可以釘在樹上……」
兒子一邊說一邊把藥水塗在蚯蚓上,真的變硬了!
而且真的硬的能釘在樹上!
兒子繼續說:「如果只是這樣那還沒什麼了不起,一小時後就會恢復正常,而且蚯蚓還活跳跳的,一點異常也沒有。」
就這樣,過了一小時後,釘在樹上的蚯蚓突然變軟了,掉到地上,還在地上爬來爬去,好像一點事也沒有……
兒:「怎麼樣,我說得沒錯吧!我要一台全新的腳踏車。」
但是爸爸說:「不!還是不太信,除非讓我親自試試。」
兒:「好,都給你也沒關係,反正我還有很多。」
兒子說完就把一整瓶藥水給了爸爸……
三天後,爸爸對兒子說:「腳踏車在倉庫那裡,你自己去看吧!」
兒子很高興,跑到倉庫去看,果然!是一台全新的腳踏車!
但是……怎麼腳踏車旁邊還有一台重型機車……??
兒子跑來問爸爸:「爸爸,怎麼還有一台重型摩托車呀?」
爸爸淡淡的說:「那個啊……是你媽媽送我的。」
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