琴瑟和諧

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有一對夫妻,老公總是讓著老婆。

 

昨天,他們終於爆發了世界大戰,

老婆說:「我們離婚吧,這日子過不下去了。」

 

老公也咆哮回去:「不過就不過,離就離,誰不離誰就是孫子!房子給妳!車子也給妳!兒子也給妳!我也給妳!妳去哪裡、我就去哪裡!」

 

老婆笑了走掉,老公便問:「寶貝妳去哪裡啊?」

老婆沒好氣地回答:「去買菜,做你愛吃的紅燒豆腐。」

老公說:「我陪妳。」

 

老婆問老公:「為什麼每次吵架你都要讓著啊?」

老公說:「我180,妳160,跟妳講話的時候,我能不先低頭嗎?」

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