不要想歪了
大宅
故事是這樣發生的:
有一位臺灣淑女和一位英國紳士結婚了,他們定居在倫敦 …
這位可憐的淑女對英文並不是很精通,不過她仍可以和她丈夫溝通。
但每逢她要到市場去買東西時,問題就產生了。
有一天,她到肉販那兒去買豬腿。
她不知道要如何講,不得已,她只好拉高裙子,把她的大腿秀出來。
肉販瞭解了,而這位淑女就帶著豬腿回家了。
隔天,她要買牛奶。
但她還是不知道要怎麼講,於是她就解開上衣,捏一捏乳頭給頭家看。
然後,這位淑女又買到了她想要的東西。
第三天,這位元可憐的淑女需要買香腸!!??
她只好把她丈夫帶到市場去了???????????
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你在想什麼啊????
唉唷!她丈夫會講英文啦!!
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