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這個小鎮農貿市場非常熱鬧,二愣剛轉到肉攤前,就聽見賣肉的姑娘甜甜地問道:“大哥,你買肉啊?”

二愣心裡一高興,張口就要三斤。

 

姑娘手起刀落砍下一塊肉,用秤一稱,不多不少正好三斤,姑娘收了錢,送上肉,笑著說:“你慢走,歡迎下次再來!”

二愣接過肉邊走邊嘀咕:“難道她的刀功這麼好,一刀下去分毫不差?”

 

二愣越想越不放心,回到家裡用秤一稱,沒想到不但不少,反而多了半斤肉!

二愣糊塗了:“她為啥對我這麼好?難道她對我……”

 

翌日,二愣又到那姑娘的攤上買了三斤肉,回來用秤一稱,跟昨天一樣,還是多了半斤。

這下二愣高興了:“哈哈,看來我交上桃花運了,這姑娘一定看上我啦!”

 

從此以後,二愣三天兩頭去買肉。

二愣的爸爸就埋怨:“二愣,這肉都吃不了啦,你怎麼還買呀?”

 

二愣咧嘴一笑:“爸,那賣肉的姑娘可能對我有那意思,每次我去買肉,她都多給我半斤。”

 

說著拎起秤,把買回來的肉放進秤盤裡,他的父親一看,不禁驚叫起來:“啊呀,傻瓜,這秤是我以前賣水果用的,一斤要少二兩多呢!”

 

 

二愣一聽,真的愣了……

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