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上課時，老師說：「家中有養寵物的小朋友請舉手。」
小明馬上舉手，老師問：「小朋友，你家裡都養了什麼寵物呀？」
小明回答：「我家養了好多隻寵物，我爺爺養了一隻狗，我奶奶養了一隻貓，我媽媽養了一隻松鼠，我養了一隻兔子。 這些都不算什麼，我爸爸的寵物最厲害了。 」
老師好奇地問：「你爸爸養什麼寵物呢？」
小明回答：「聽媽媽說，爸爸在外面養了一隻狐狸精，我還沒見過呢！」
但我還發現我爸打電話時，總說家裡有母老虎，我總找不著，問爺爺，他只是歎了一口氣說，不只一隻。
全班同學聽了暈倒！
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