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有一美女下夜班，被一色男子尾隨跟蹤，美女很害怕。
正好路過一片墳地，美女靈機一動，走到一座墳墓前說：“爸爸，開門吧，我回來了”。
嚇得色男子狂奔而去。
美女為自己的聰明得意地笑了起來，哪知笑聲未落，從墳墓裡傳出一個陰森森的聲音說：“閨女，你咋又忘記帶鑰匙了呢？”
嚇得美女尖叫著跑了。
這時，一個盜墓者從墳墓裡爬了出來，說：“影響我工作，嚇死你”。突然發現墓碑前有一老者，手拿鑿子在刻墓碑，就奇地問：“你在幹嗎？”
老者生氣地說：“這些不肖子孫把我的墓碑都刻錯了，只自己來改啦”。
盜墓者一聽，嚇得撒腿就跑了。
看著盜墓者的背影，老者冷笑道：“跟老子搶生意，嚇死你”。
一不小心，鑿子掉地上了，老者正要彎腰去拾，卻看見從草叢中伸出一隻手，同時還有個冷冰冰聲音：“ 啊，您敢亂改我家的門牌號”。嚇得老者連滾帶爬地跑了。
一個拾荒者從草叢中爬出來，撿起地上的鑿子，感歎道：“這年頭，撿塊爛鐵還得費這麼大勁。
讚！ (3)
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