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不查都是天災，一查全是人禍；
不查處處鮮花，一查全是豆腐渣；
不查都是本國人，一查全是外國籍；
不查都為人民服務，一查全被人民服務；
貪官不是群眾選舉出來的，是上級領導選拔出來的；
貪官不是反貪局捉出來的，是內部互掐抖出來的；
貪官不是人民監督出來的，是小三爭風吃醋鬧出來的；
貪官不是百姓舉報出來的，是網上日記不慎自爆出來的。
- 如今社會：
反應慢的會被玩死，
能力差的會被閑死；
膽子小的會被嚇死，
酒量小的會被灌死；
身體差的會被累死，
講話直的會被整死；
能幹活的會被用死，
所以凡事不必太認真！
不然人在天堂，錢在銀行。
2.幹什麼都要先吃飯：
常跟領導吃飯，升官是遲早的事；
常跟導演吃飯，走紅是遲早的事；
常跟大款吃飯，發財是遲早的事；
常跟老婆吃飯，厭倦是遲早的事；
常跟情人吃飯，腎虛是遲早的事；
常跟異性吃飯，上床是遲早的事。
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