最搞笑的腦筋急轉彎
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1、世界上什麼人一下子變老？
Ans:新娘（因為今天是新娘，明天是老婆。）
2、麒麟到了北極會變成什麼？
Ans:冰麒麟（霜淇淋）
3、9月28是孔子誕辰，那麼10月28日是什麼日子？
Ans:孔子滿月
4、如果明天就是世界末日，為什麼今天就有人想自殺？
Ans: 先去天堂占好位置
5、從1到9哪個數位最勤勞，哪個數位最懶惰？
Ans:1懶惰，2勤勞（一不做，二不休）
6、一顆心值多少錢？
Ans:1億（因為一心一意嘛！）
7、這兩塊冰下有鯉魚（猜一個四字成語）？
Ans:彬彬有禮（冰冰有鯉）
8、豆腐為什麼能打傷人？
Ans:因為是凍豆腐
9、歷史上哪個人跑的最快？
Ans:曹操（說曹操、曹操就到）
10、一輛客車發生了事故，所有的人都受傷了，為什麼小明卻沒事？
Ans:因為他不在車上
11、布和紙怕什麼？
Ans:布怕一萬，紙怕萬一（不怕一萬，只怕萬一）
12、狼來了（猜水果）？
Ans:楊桃（羊逃）
13、颱風天氣要帶多少錢才能出門？
Ans:四千萬（因為颱風天氣沒‘事千萬’不要出門。）
14、要考試了，不能看什麼書？
Ans:百科全書（因為百科全輸）
15、怎樣使麻雀安靜下來？
Ans:壓它一下（鴉雀無聲）
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