上帝派來搞笑的
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最近土耳其（火雞）很熱鬧，連俄羅斯大使也被土耳其安保給打死了。
但，其實這都不算啥，給大家講講這個國家的一些奇葩異事：
1、2015年11月，為抗議俄羅斯空襲敘利亞北部的土庫曼村正，憤怒的土耳其人蛋洗了俄羅斯大使館旁邊的荷蘭大使館。
只因為兩囯的國旗太相近，認錯了……認……錯……了！
身著“蛋雨”，荷蘭總領事也欲哭無淚。
2、2015年7月，土耳其因為不滿“中國少數民族的待遇問題”而發動了一起針對中國人的示威遊行，在這起暴動中，憤怒的土耳其人沖進了土耳其人開的中國餐館圍攻了一群韓國人，並在泰國大使館前焚燒越南國旗。最後，被土耳其的智商感動了的日本當局發佈了旅遊警告，表示希望日本人民暫時不要去土耳其旅遊。
3、土耳其被質疑和ISIS有關係。於是土耳其人堅決否認。
2015-10-15日，土耳其總理艾哈邁德•達武特奧盧在一檔電視訪問中，試圖解釋土耳其伊斯蘭教與伊斯蘭國（ISIS）的區別時說：“（兩者）不是180度、而是360度的不同。”
艾哈邁德•達武特奧盧是猴子派來的逗比嗎？
4、當年的朝鮮戰爭，土耳其也是聯合國軍的一方。
被寄予厚望的土耳其軍旅，總共五千餘人，猛撲一支規模數千人的“中國軍隊”，經過激烈交戰，使用著名的土耳其彎刀砍死了數百“志願軍”，打死打傷了不少“中國人”，並俘虜了200多人。
事後查明那是南朝鮮軍第六師的一部分。
且在朝鮮“英勇作戰”的土耳其軍隊，繳獲了一面中國國旗（青天白日旗），據說，還被放到了他們的博物館裡：
國軍：你妹啊！老子還在臺灣呢好不好……
就算去了，也跟你是友軍好不好？
評：狗中哈士奇，國中土耳其，這個國家就是上帝派來搞笑的。
跟豬一樣的隊友並肩作戰，會氣到笑，死的快……
讚！ (1)
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