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乳牛說:這麼多人喝我們的乳汁,卻沒有人叫我們一聲”媽”。

 

烏賊說:媽的,滿肚子墨水,居然被叫成了賊。

 

袋鼠說:唉,沒有錢,口袋再大也還是鼠類。

 

老鼠說:唉,成天為了點兒吃喝,又怕殺鼠藥又擔心老鼠夾,怎麼能不老。

 

蒼蠅說:媽的,我和蜜蜂本是一家的,只是口味不同而已,待遇卻天壤之別。

 

蜈蚣說:這麼多雙腳,一輩子都買不起鞋穿。

 

魚說: 網巴網咖網站再好玩,可惜打死我也不敢去上網。

 

恐龍說:只是因為死得太早了,讓你們傷腦筋了,又研究又挖掘,還是找不出死因。

 

刺蝟說:真想感覺一下與愛人擁抱的滋味。

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