臉和屁股

臉和屁股

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臉和屁股年終考核,結果屁股比臉優秀,理由:

  1. 光滑,不易起皺。
  2. 細膩,不易長斑,長痘。
  3. 節儉,不用花錢保養也白淨。
  4. 低調,永遠在後,深藏不露。
  5. 嚴肅,不茍言笑。
  6. 莊重,大氣有福相。
  7. 講團結,連接上下。
  8. 真誠,不會皮笑肉不笑,兩面三刀。
  9. 和諧,既一分為二,又合二為一。
  10. 忍辱負重,從小到大常代臉受過被打。
  11. 生動傳情,稍加扭動,風情萬千,動人心魄。

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