一廂情願

一廂情願

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一個流浪漢開了一部新的凱迪拉克在路上兜風。

 

交通警察攔下他,問他怎麼弄到這車子。

他解釋:有一天我在路邊攔車,一個漂亮女郎問我「想上車嗎?」,我就進去了。

 

車子開到郊外後她把車子停了下來,我們都出來,她說:「吻我!」,所以我吻她, 她實在是個尤物。

 

然後她開始脫衣服,一直到剩下一條內褲,她向我伸出手說:「你可以把我所有的東西拿去!」

 

我一想,她的褲子我也穿不下,所以我拿了車子。

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