鹹魚飯
大宅
早上9點是上英文課，全班最用功的阿力坐在老師面前第一個位置。
老師教：「SUSPECT，嫌犯」。
阿力立刻在筆記寫上「鹹飯」
老師不小心瞄到阿力的筆記，但又不忍讓她難堪，
就提高音量：「SUSPECT，嫌疑犯！」
只見阿力遲疑一秒，似有頓悟提筆將「鹹飯」改成「鹹魚飯」
老師再喵完後差點暈倒……
於是提高音量說, 是「犯人的嫌疑犯！」 ,
阿力聽了覺得很有道理，
於是再加上三個字「飯冷的鹹魚飯」
因為阿力聽媽媽說用隔夜冷飯炒出來的比較好吃……
老師再也忍不住了,用惡狠狠的眼神盯著阿力，
我說是「有一位嫌疑犯！」
阿力用顫抖的筆跡慢慢寫下「魷魚味鹹魚飯」
老師只好走到阿力身邊, 然後手按阿力的肩膀說，
是那種「罪大惡極要死的嫌疑犯！」
正值青春期滿腦想著食物的阿力怯怯地塗掉先前所寫，
然後改成「嘴大餓極要食的鹹魚飯」
— — –@##$%^^&^%$#@!!!
八成是老師發音有問題!!!
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