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天兵一號這天摸魚被抓…

 

班長:「看見100公尺外的那棵大樹沒?」

天兵:「報告班長!有。」

班長:「現在跑過去,聽它說什麼。」

 

天兵:「啊?!」

班長:「啊什麼啊?快去!」

 

幾分鐘後……

士兵:「報、報告班長!它沒有說話…」

班長:「混蛋!一定是你沒有用心聽!再給我過去!」

 

又幾分鐘後 ……

士兵:「報告班長!大樹說話了!」

班長:「啊?它說什麼?」

 

——

士兵:「它請班長過去一下,它有話對班長說…」

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