媽媽的毛
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還在讀三年級的妹妹是個左撇子…
某一天,老師回家前出一題作文題目,作為同學的家庭功課,
妹妹急急忙忙的抄下題目就收拾書包回家了。
妹妹回家後打開連絡簿,才看到作文題是「媽媽的毛」,這下可難倒這個三年級的小女生了,妹妹絞盡腦汁想了半天,才寫了兩行:「媽媽的毛,最長的是頭髮,最短的是睫毛」,就再怎麼也寫不下去了,於是跑去問媽媽。
媽媽一看到題目是寫關於她的毛,著實嚇了一跳,
於是媽媽打電話去和老師理論,問老師怎麼出這種題目。
媽媽:「老師啊,你有沒有搞錯,孩子還這麼小怎麼能出這種題目呢?」
老師:「這作文題目有什麼問題嗎?我覺得小孩子越早寫這種題目越好。」﹝老師覺得這樣可以讓小朋友早一點知道感恩。﹞
媽媽:「有沒有搞錯啊?你這老師是怎麼當的?」
老師心想,「是不是媽媽不好意思在小孩面前自己誇讚自己,才不好意思寫?」
於是說:「要是真的不會寫,也可以問問爸爸啊,參考一下他的意見。」
這時媽媽真的氣瘋了,生氣的罵:「我說老師啊!你再怎麼樣也不能出媽媽的毛這種題目嘛!」
老師嚇了一跳:「我出的題目是…媽媽的手耶!」
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