吃貨寫詩

吃貨寫詩

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在吃貨輩出的年代裡,才子也輩出,
看看這些牛逼的吃貨才子寫的詩吧,笑死人不償命啊!

 

1、《天淨沙,餓了》

 

剁椒魚頭烤鴨,

糖醋排骨對蝦,

水煮肉片鳳爪,

肉串雞架,

溜肥腸炒豆芽。

 

2、《如夢令,宵夜》

 

吃著乾鍋牛蛙,

眼盯蔥爆腰花。

抽兩口中華,

乾掉啤酒兩瓶。

老闆,老闆,

再拍一盤黃瓜。

 

3、《相見歡,吃吧》

 

腰花豆皮豬紅,多放蔥,

無奈冬天易冷,還有風。

蛋煎餅,要薄脆,熱烘烘。

自古會吃的人,最輕鬆。

 

4、《少年游,東北大哥夜宵記》

 

啤酒麻小大羊腰。

餓了吃夜宵。

白貂老妹,

剝蒜倒酒,

憔悴楚宮腰。

 

5、《江城子,擼串》

 

夜半三更餓得慌,

翻櫥櫃,開冰箱。

一盤韭菜,怎麼吃得香?

禦寒裝備穿身上,

出門去,夜市逛。

毛肚雞腿加烤腸,

還有那,羊肉湯。

吃完魷魚就結帳,

不後悔,來這趟!

 

6、《江城子,餓的慌》

 

空肚學習到夜長,

難思量,紫菜湯,

雞腿臘腸,卻不在冰箱。

連碗泡麵都沒有,

再別提,心拔涼。

說起番薯玉米香,

雄赳赳,氣昂昂。

紅燒豬掌,想都不敢想,

我寄愁心與明月,

捂著胃,餓的慌。

 

7、《釵頭鳳,沒貨》

 

紅燒肉,黃藤酒。

滿樓春捲炸雞柳;

半夜冷,沒存貨,

一懷涼水,半個蘋果,

餓,餓,餓!

 

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