天賜良緣

天賜良緣

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公車來了,但這位小姐面臨了很尷尬的場面…

因為裙子太緊,兩手又拿了許多東西;而公車車體較高,她根本無法跨上公車。

 

排在後面的乘客開始騷動,叫她動作快一點;但這位小姐實在手足無措。

正在排隊等上車的人潮,開始不耐擁擠凌亂;這位小姐靈機一動,用手悄悄的,將裙子後面的拉鍊稍微拉開;好讓裙子可以鬆點,能讓她跨上公車。

 

不過,很奇怪的;拉鍊拉下來、裙子卻沒有鬆,一點用也沒有。

於是她又嘗試再將拉鍊再往下拉,結果還是沒有用;雙腿仍然無法跨開大步。

 

此時後面排隊的乘客,又開始騷動了!

有人大喊著:” 前面的!快一點!”

就連司機也不耐煩了,跟小姐說:” 妳嘛 快點上車!”

 

正當她實在沒有辦法,無計可施時;突然後面的一位年輕人,一聲不響的就將那小姐一把抱上了公車。

 

這下年輕的小姐更糗了!她面紅耳赤的 ~ 質問抱她的男子:

” 你怎麼可以抱我,太誇張了,我們又不是朋友;我甚至不認識你!”

 

但這位年輕男子冷靜的說:

“小姐!當妳第2次 ~ 將我褲子拉鍊拉開之後,我開始覺得,我們已經是很好的朋友了!”

 

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感謝  拉鍊 … 天賜良緣!

 

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