處變不驚

處變不驚

大宅

 

旅店中,男士一個人獨處。

 

一女子敲門進入後,脫衣敝胸,抓亂頭髮說:「給我十萬塊,不然我大叫說你調戲我。」

 

男子愣了片刻,從桌上拿了紙和筆寫:「我是聾啞人,您要幹什麼?」

女子拿過筆,在紙上把剛才的話寫了一遍。

 

男子笑著收起紙條,並打開房門說:「你可以出去了。」

遇事處變不驚,方能應對自如。

 

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